Cat wearin' a tutu

ladiesagainsthumanity:

She was the best. Actually the best.
Another vodka stinger? I’ll drink to that.

ladiesagainsthumanity:

She was the best. Actually the best.

Another vodka stinger? I’ll drink to that.

dumbmovieblog:

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

dumbmovieblog:

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

“1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.”

And silently, creepingly,

Polyvore returns to my life.

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

(Source: looo-ch, via cleolinda)

CONE ARMY

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

(via cleolinda)

cleolinda:

wolvensnothere:

teratocybernetics:

mercurialmalcontent:

Some beautiful human being set a bunch of Pusheen animations to LMFAO’S “Sexy and I Know It,” and it has made my day 100x better.

X3 X3 X3

This is the only appropriate use for that song.

I CAN’T HANDLE IT

Oh look, someone made a video of my life.

(via cleolinda)