Cat wearin' a tutu

yadoking:

 
Time to start the day drinking.
ladiesagainsthumanity:

She was the best. Actually the best.
Another vodka stinger? I’ll drink to that.

ladiesagainsthumanity:

She was the best. Actually the best.

Another vodka stinger? I’ll drink to that.

dumbmovieblog:

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

dumbmovieblog:

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

“1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.”

And silently, creepingly,

Polyvore returns to my life.

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

(Source: looo-ch, via cleolinda)

CONE ARMY

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

(via cleolinda)